lesliecrusher:

blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny

bowielegged:

boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans

officialunitedstates:

would not be surprised if the CIA wanted to recruit me.  I have medium knowledge of memes, know how to use calculator, and have broad shoulders.  the three most important CIA skills

"Before you speak, ask yourself, is it kind, is it necessary, is it true, does it improve on the silence?"
Sai Baba  (via stayinflyyy)

waakeme-up:

monica-geller:

*sees a cute guy on public transport*
*makes brief accidental eye contact*
*goes home and listens to enchanted on repeat for 3 hours*

OH . MH FLD

"I want to be with you,
it is as simple,
and as complicated as that."
Charles Bukowski   (via ismiamora)

wecansexy:

do you ever just

stare into space and be like

oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is

katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS